

He never flew to her wristHe never flew to her wristHe never flew to her wrist
The owl swooped gracefully through the air, landing silently on Sarah's outstretched wrist. "Thank you" she said quietly to the bird. It gazed back at her with beautiful, golden eyes. There was a sharp whistle behind her, the owl pricked its ears and flew to the instructors wrist.
"Well done Sarah! Come back tomorrow and you can practice more with Jerry here. You're going to make a first class bird handler one day. The instructor said as he put the owl back into its cage. She handed him the thick leather glove she had been wearing. "You just seem to have a way with birds" He added brightly.


A casual observationA casual observationA casual observation
"Good morning" said Harley, bright as always. "You're in a good mood today" The Joker noted. "And how would you know that? I haven't said anything." "You're wearing that jumpsuit." He smiled "I can tell a lot about you before you say a word, us men are a lot more observant than women give us credit for. Like I can tell today you are hopeful and self confident, going out on a pull? Or meeting up with some pre arranged date. I know this because your zipper is on your front. I already knew you liked your men on top, so you must have your back down, so rather than have him uncomfortably prise hi
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"Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders"-Nietzsche
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"Nobody notices me. Nobody thinks I'm me. But then I look less like me than most of the people coming to our concerts."
Robert Smith.
"Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?"
Neil Gaiman.
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♫~ But you are not alone
♫~For I am here with you
♫~ Though we're far apart
♫~ You're always in my heart
♫~ But you are not alone
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All my vital signs are failing, 'cause the oxide I'm inhaling makes it difficult as hell to catch my breath. Are you dumb? Or hard of hearing? Or relieved, my end is nearing? Are you satisfied? I laughed myself to-...
DEATH"What are you doing?"
DREAM"Feeding the birds"
DEATH"You know what you get if you feed the birds?"
DREAM"no.What?"
DEATH"FAT PIGEONS!"
sorry, thats just classic. It may not be totally correct but its close enough!
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"Nobody notices me. Nobody thinks I'm me. But then I look less like me than most of the people coming to our concerts."
Robert Smith.
"Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?"
Neil Gaiman.
--
All my vital signs are failing, 'cause the oxide I'm inhaling makes it difficult as hell to catch my breath. Are you dumb? Or hard of hearing? Or relieved, my end is nearing? Are you satisfied? I laughed myself to-...
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"Nobody notices me. Nobody thinks I'm me. But then I look less like me than most of the people coming to our concerts."
Robert Smith.
"Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?"
Neil Gaiman.
--
All my vital signs are failing, 'cause the oxide I'm inhaling makes it difficult as hell to catch my breath. Are you dumb? Or hard of hearing? Or relieved, my end is nearing? Are you satisfied? I laughed myself to-...
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